Most of you know that I have a chronic affliction of watching movies, even bad ones. While chatting with someone, I was accused of wasting time watching movies, which according to him, I could have better used, by making something of my life.
I strongly disagreed with him, and here I would like to note down the things I have learnt from movies, which I could not have got from any other source.
Lessons from Movies
- The best time to do a quick Reconnaissance of a room, and check out the entry/exit points, as well as spy on the people present, is while doing a complicated dance, with atleast 50 extras dancing the same step in sync.
- [On a related note].. The easiest way to gain entry to a high security party is to masquerade as a dance troop.
- There are 2 ways in which a boy can meet a girl in college; firstly by having a big fight & secondly by being very clumsy and running into [literally] her, which result in both of you dropping all your stuff on the floor, thus giving ample opportunity for both of you to take each other's stuff.
- If you meet someone and start off on the wrong foot, and you don't know their name, chances are high that, you will be spending a lot of the next day and a half, either saving the world from Nuclear disaster, or saving the POTUS, or falling in love, and quite possibly all three.
- The skill most required of a criminal, is an ability to dance well.
- If there is a shootout between rival gangs, the newbie will have the best aim.
- The best time to have a secret, heated discussion with ur significant other is during a ball dance.[Ok I know I am coming back to dancing, but that's what I have noticed]
- A Spy has the best sex life. [Even Arnold in True Lies has one by the end]
- A porn star can pretend to be a hot school teacher and no one but the priest will know her true occupation.
- Mafia Dons can't plan their next move unless the are being fitted a suit by an exclusive & expensive tailor.
These are the thing I have learnt in the past 3 days by watching movies, what have you learnt?
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9 Responses to "Movies & more"
oh! you have made us proud!
;)
i learnt to let sleeping dragons lie rather than tickle them from harry potter.
Sagar-->Ha ha ha
Chinga-->Now only we need to get hold of a dragon to test it out.
Seems someones watched Crounching Tiger Hidden Dragon!
sorry to dissapoint you, but i haven't watched CTHD in a long time.
Btw what made you think that I did so? Which point 'pointed' out the idea you to you?
Just the talk abt all those dragons in chinga's comment....., it wasnt u i was pointing at anyway!My bad actually, i think chinga has watched the latest harry potter movie......hence the reference to dragons!
Ya, I think it's the motto of Hogwarts!
which seems like a rip off that old WWII comment(before Chinga goes ballistic on me, I AM a Harry Potter fan)
I have seen CTHD but still have to figured out what its name has to do with the movie.
Ya it is the motto of harry potter and it fits here cause usualy movies and fiction stuff like HP is clubbed when we are supposed to be wasting time.
No i am okay with chit cause i myself feel that HP has many bits seemingly from LOTR but its still a good read.
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