You Know you have Changed places

It about 5 months, since I shifted to Pune, and some recent incidents have caused me to reconsider whether I should now stop calling myself a Mumbaikar.

You know your old home is less than a home when:

  1. You can't switch off the fan in your sleep, coz you have forgotten which button is for which electrical device.
  2. You find yourself saying 'I left it at home' and you mean your new place.
  3. You don't have the keys to the main door.
  4. You have forgotten the placement of the various channels on your Television.
  5. The new watchman asks you to sign in when you enter.
  6. You find that your wardrobe has other people's stuff in it.
  7. You get to eat your favorite food for every meal.

My Home

Several People have been asking where I am staying at the present moment, so I thought of puting up a picture: Click on it to see a larger image.

Secret of Longitivity

This is just so damn funny! I was rontflol when I saw this:



The Visit to Xavier's- I

This post is dedicated to Chitrak, who made a very passionate and scary request for it.. ;-)

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So I finally paid a visit to my alma mater, i.e. Xavier [It sounds so weird to call it that, rather than my college, but well change is always weird in the beginning.]. I am here in Mumbai for my diwali vacation, and I had many reasons for going to Xavier's.

As I was entering the gates, I realised that I did not have an id, and the watchman would surely ask me for one. Thankfully, it was the lull time of afternoon during the vacations, so the guard was not too interested in checking who was an authentic student and who was not. But just to prove a point, I asked for the entry book, and entered my details. There you have to mention who you are going to meet, and I was stumped for a while. Should I write that I am here to meet Terry, or should I write that I am here to visit the Physics dept, or should I say that I am here to sit in the foyer and bird watch, or am I here to claim my refund from last year's fees, or am I here to buy a T-shirt or two. Finally, I realised that I am a Physics pass out, so with loyalty towards Lr 14, I filled the Physics dept as my official destination.

On entering through the door, my legs surprisingly took me to the Heras notice board, which I used to look at only during the Maritime course. By the time that I scanned the board, and found nothing of interest, I was struck by a thought; will I meet anyone who remembers me, or will I be able to see only strangers in the campus? I shouldn't have worried. As I entered the first Quad, I noticed a lot of familiar faces. Most of them belonged to people from the SSL, and so my eyes jumped towards the SSl Notice board (let me explain here that I was primarily here to meet Terry, to request him to let me attend the rural camp, and had chosen this day as the initiation meeting was to be held, which I meant to attend.) I saw that the time had already passed, so I could continue with my aimless wanderings in those memory-filled corridors.

I saw Arjun, who told me that he would be coming to camp, so I was slightly placated. As I left him, I saw Achintya sitting in the tunnel, with someone from his usual crowd. After the perfunctory greetings, we got to the real thing, the usual Physics talk: abusing the professors, and at the same time saying how lucky we are (should it be were?) to be in Xavier's. Talking to him brought back memories of our foyer chats; some things never change. He mentioned how Rajesh had been prowling Orkut, and had found a couple of communities (you know what I am talking about) which do not show the dept in good light. Those were not Rajesh's words. He used the phrase 'Pattwardhan fan site'. See, I do not have anything to worry about, I already have passed out of the dept, and so I can bitch about it openly, and betray all the inner workings to the world at large. However, for people like Achintya, who have to meet the concerned professors day in and day out, those things can pose a dilemma. I was so busy laughing, that I did not correctly hear his reply to Rajesh.

As we were conversing, he came to know that his Ithaka practice was cancelled for the day. So after cursing the Ithaca people, we got back to cursing the Physics dept. He even went to the extent of declaring that he would be majoring in Maths. Physist are prone to making hollow threats. Since there was no special reason to hang out in the tunnel, we proceeded to the foyer. As I saw that wonderful place, it brought back so many memories, some bad, but mostly good. As I tried looking here and there, trying to locate the various spots I had stood at (and the garbage cans too) I spotted Rohit. He has been doing MSc Physics at National college, but has been missing Xavier's (well, who hasn't been?). He was there to collect the refund, just like me. With a fellow lr 14 sufferer, I decided to pay a visit to the dept and entered the Junior Lab. I saw Rajesh chatting with some of the junior students, with Veda standing in the background, doling out her motherly advice. Both of them recognised me and were asking about my whereabouts. They were interested in the news about other students. Veda was quite interested in Rahul's whereabouts. On hearing that he was working in the Diamond Industry, like all of us, she too was surprised.

Pune Diary

On the road home from college, I saw this board, stating:

This road is maintained and repaired by MSRDC.
Now don't get me wrong, we see these kinds of boards in Mumbai too, especially the new concrete ones. On several of these boards along Link road in the Western Suburbs, the BMC has pasted its own logo, because they claim that they have done the actual work. The new roads are much better than the old ones, and both these authorities are trying to claim the goodwill of the public.

Not so in Pune. This particular road - University road- is nothing to be proud of. It has portholes, the size of graves, and the metaphor in my opinion is entirely appropriate. The traffic is so bad that it can take up to 25 minutes for a distance of about 400m. Not bad considering the road has been narrowed down to less than 5m due to construction activity, which has already extended beyond its completion date. In short, this ain't no expressway.

This would raise the important question: why would MSRDC claim that it maintains this road, when it is clear that it does not?
Methinks that this board has been put up by the PMC rather than the MSRDC.
Let me explain. Pune has horrible roads. They are narrow, Unplanned, with an excessive share of two-wheeler traffic. The buses that run on them look so broken down & ill-maintained, that would not even be accepted in Sub-Saharan Africa. The portholes are so numerous that it is hard to figure out which is road, and which is a porthole. They would be an excellent training ground for WRC enthusiasts. A common joke in Pune goes thus: 'In the rest of the country, you drive on the left of the road. In Pune, You drive on what's left of the road.

So it's no wonder that the PMC has been facing a lot of flak, with the mayor even threatening to resign, if the roads were not repaired. Some Guy in the PMC must have realised that if there was a way to decrease the brick-bats, it could at least name the road that were not under its jurisdiction. It's like when we were kids. If some toy broke, we would say, "Don't blame me, he was playing with it"



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On the 7th of Sep, there was a small function to sing 'Vande Mataram' in my society. Now I live in a sort of old-age home, with a majority of the population over 60, so you can imagine that there was a lot of enthusiasm to celebrate it.
I happened to be wearing a crème coloured T-shirt and my brown coloured Shikari Shambu shorts. Some one cold have easily described me as a cross between Jeff Corwin and a RSS volunteer. Further more I was the only fellow below the age of 30. So it was no wonder that people were looking at me with wonderment.
A large tricolour was attached behind the podium, and there were speeches noting the history of the song. Before we sang the song, it was announced that keeping the sentiments of certain people in view, only the first and accepted verse would be sung. The Old Timers were visibly dejected. Further more the anchor explained, that the song would be sung to the original tune. The Old Timers smiled.
Then people began to sing. I haven't heard such an out of tune, inharmonious song before. People were singing it on their own tune, at their own speed; it was total cacophony.

But it's the though that counts.

Vande Mataram

Tomorrow happens to be the date that the GOI wants students to celebrate the centenary of a wonderful song, Vande Mataram.

There has been much controversy over this issue:

Firstly experts claim that 7th of Sep 1906 has no significance for this song. History records that Bankim Chandra Chaterjee wrote this song in 1875 and an abridged form appeared in his 1882 Magnus Opus Ananda Math. It was well known but it made its mark in 1905, in the struggle against the partition of Bengal. It was the December of 1907 that it was adopted by the Indian national Congress. So why was this particular date chosen? Only Arjun Singh knows, and we can't be too sure about his judgement.

Secondly there are questions about its secular credentials. It was no doubt written as a prayer to Goddess Durga in 1875, but it had a wider & different meaning in 1905 and was explicitly adopted by the INC, as an anthem, dependent on that fact. There will always be people wanting to pick up fights, and appear Victims. There will also be lots of people wanting to believe in conspiracy theories, despite evidence to the contrary. A case in point being the forward going around on Orkut that Jana Gana Mana being a homage to George V. Tagore had laid that controversy to rest years back, but these people were neither born then, nor do they have the brains to accept his defence.

The words 'Vande Mataram' have been a wonderful rallying point for millions during the freedom struggle, and even today to signify the Mahatma's presence in Munabhai lage raho, the lyricist had to come up with the song 'Bande me tha dum, Vande mataram'.

Frankly I don't care a damn about any of this ignorant crap. It's a wonderful song that is very beautiful when you hear it. Even if you do not know the meaning of the words, the words have a very musical air about them. It expresses wonderful ideas, and conjures up a very beautiful image in front of our eyes. It is sad that the people have had to been reminded about it and some elements are forcing people to sing the song.


Also read this wonderful article by H. Y. Sharada Prasad.

A Political Song

Finally here are the accepted lyrics of the song.


[This is from a Picture I took in Trimurti bhavan last year]