Showing posts with label SIG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SIG. Show all posts

You know you are in a new league

I have to admit, that SIG has blasted me into a different league all together. I am definitely on my way to a professional life, and no matter how much I crib about SIG, I ought to credit SIG with this.
So how do you know, that you are in a different league altogether?

  • You spend 4500 on drinks in four hours, and you think it was value for money.

  • You meet so many Municipal commissioners in a day, that you hardly think anything of it.

  • You have met so many experts and authorities that whenever anyone mentions that so and so person is being approached for a project, you instantly, recall their name and designation, and can go on talking about their expertise

  • The Commissioner of Kanpur begs you for a photo you just took, since it happens to have him as a tiny dot in the photo of the bureaucrat who happens to be sitting on One Lakh crores.

  • You move around with the Newsmakers, and hear stuff from their mouth, which makes the front page of tomorrow's newspapers. This has happened atleast 6 times in the last 3 weeks.

You Study at SIG if:

This post may not make much sense to my usual readers, the aim isn't to make any sense; In fact if it made any sense, I would hardly be blogging about it.

So You may be a student of SIG if:

  • You pronounce 'Pen drive' as 'PAN Drive'
  • You Want every software available on the face of the earth, without knowing what it does, whether you need it, irrespective of whether you system supports it,or even without enquiring whether it run on your OS
  • You suffer from 'Laptop Envy' [similar to Penis Envy] if you don't get your laptop to College
  • You carry a flash drive around your neck, as if it was a Gold medel you won in the Olympics.
  • You think a chick is hot, just because she studies at SIMS
  • Your greatest regret is that the Comps in the Lab cannot access Orkut.
  • You life's ambition is to access the Net using SIMS Wi-Fi.