A lesson from Life

Dumbledore is Gay!!!

J.K. Rowling is an evil, evil woman. First she write a terrible book called Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows. She makes such good characters like Harry Potter mouth Bollywood dialogs like, "There is nothing between us. She is like my sister!" Then she goes on to describe their sad life after 20 Yrs..like we needed an epiloge.

Now she comes along and takes away the one good character that I loved. Dumbledore was a leader, the last man standing against 'he who shall not be named'. He was an Ideal and Idol for many. Now that he is out of the closet, his fan following will decrease.

No longer can I openly say that I truly loved him, and would lay my life down on his orders. I used to say that he touched me in ways, no one else ever did. That is going to be greeted with giggles now. 'Dumbledore's Army' will soon been an euphemism with a totally different meaning.

Thanks for Nothing J.K. Rowling... I'll go back to reading about the platonic love between Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins in LOTR .

You know you are in a new league

I have to admit, that SIG has blasted me into a different league all together. I am definitely on my way to a professional life, and no matter how much I crib about SIG, I ought to credit SIG with this.
So how do you know, that you are in a different league altogether?

• You spend 4500 on drinks in four hours, and you think it was value for money.


• You meet so many Municipal commissioners in a day, that you hardly think anything of it.


• You have met so many experts and authorities that whenever anyone mentions that so and so person is being approached for a project, you instantly, recall their name and designation, and can go on talking about their expertise


• The Commissioner of Kanpur begs you for a photo you just took, since it happens to have him as a tiny dot in the photo of the bureaucrat who happens to be sitting on One Lakh crores.


• You move around with the Newsmakers, and hear stuff from their mouth, which makes the front page of tomorrow's newspapers. This has happened atleast 6 times in the last 3 weeks.
  

Chatting with Matt Cutts

I'm so sad that I am not a SEO professional (Though I could help you out if u needed some help). I could have used the above screen shot to claim that I regularly chat with Matt Cutts, and collaborate with him on several Projects. Just Imagine the amount of Money I could have made...

Statastical Analysis of my Life

Once again, we have a masterpiece from Xkcd

The 3 Question Test

Your Personality Is

Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

The Three Question Personality Test