Recent Incidents in Pattuland.

Tuesday being his Honours day for the Sy's, Pattu was introducing some poor souls to the intricacies of Time travel while the rest of Mumbai was fighting against the rains, and trying to get home. It was about 7pm before the doors of Lr 14 were opened and the pure pattuites were reading to go home. It was then that they realised that going home was an impossibility and they quickly excused themselves from his presence, in case he decided to take an all night exposition on the laplacian equation. His FY as well as his Ty students decided to be extra careful and avoid him at all costs, becoz it would be really difficult for them to extract themselves from his grasp, since they could not even use the excuse that they had to go home before it got too late. He was later seen looking up at the Math department while standing outside his den. Some eyewitnesses swear that he was muttering some curses while simultaneously looking at the moon.
Oscar was not very lucky that Night. While going to relive himself at the peeing walls of Xaviers, he happened to bump into Pattu. He began to talk about the freaky whether and poor Oscii could not even attend Nature's call till he departed a few minutes later muttering something to himself.
Some people got so bored on spending a night in Xaivers, that the next morning, a girl actually went up to Pattu and asked him to take a lecture.Pattu readily agreed. Rahul had the misfortune to be present at that moment in front of him. He had to pay by undergoing a lecture on Cloud dynamics and how cloud seeding takes place. Since his favourite students were absconding, he had a short talk of only about 80 minutes.

P.S. The latest rumour I have heard is that a girl from F.y.B.A. has joined his honours!!!! I want to meet this brave and courageous soul.